What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Kelsey Parker announces loss of newborn baby Phoenix - BBC

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dollar surge could be short-lived after U.S. strike on Iran - CNBC

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the major contributing factors to the current slump in demand for Tesla vehicles in Europe?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Protein Coffee Can Help You Build Muscle And Lose Weight—Here's How To Make It Taste Great - AOL.com

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Beavis and Butt-Head Are Coming to Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 and Warzone With Season 04 Reloaded — and Players Are Joking They’re More MilSim Than Most Skins in the Game - IGN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

The Birth of Light: Unveiling the Secrets of the Universe’s First Glimpse of Illumination - The Daily Galaxy

Then came..

No way

So they tried

Horoscope for Tuesday, June 03, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Still no good

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do we typically sing songs during Christmas instead of other holidays like Easter or Thanksgiving?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

This decades-old Gmail trick is still my favorite email management hack - Android Police